WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time
it means he finds you twice as attractive
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
i fucking watched this
for 15 minutes
waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one
i trusted you
do you understand
how much i want to kill you right now
if you’re feeling down, just remember that castiel is a cute drunk
who flirted with dean winchester
step 1: yell objection a lot
step 2: slam on desks
step 3: have a ridiculous hairstyle
I’m having commitment issues with this whole “in pain for the rest of your life” thing…