Text her after she falls asleep and describe in large detail everything that you adore about her. She’ll wake up with a smile on her face.

winglssdemon:

When I first mention spoons around someone who has never heard of The Spoon Theory.

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what-the-fandom:

africkins:

my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”

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(Source: tinarannosaurus)


magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.

(Source: prettyprettyday)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

Dicono che il tempo cambi le cose, ma in realtà le puoi cambiare solamente tu.
Andy Warhol (via lavitadeilibri)

(Source: befunnyandsmile)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(Source: zrinkacvitesic)